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Da Big Race!!!


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#1
de4dmeta1

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Well, since we have so many ney buggiez on the site, we're gonna have a race.

Rules for Da Big Race!!! (mostly courtesy of Gordreg Nekkrakka) can be found HERE.

Now, the buggies in the order they appear on this page.

#1 - Blackbone
Frickin' Ooge Pikshure!!!
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
TL-Rokkit Launcha
KREW
Bossgrot (Driver)
'Fuse-snot' Grot (gunner)
Grot w/ Tools
GUBBINZ
Armor Plates

#2 - Gashbad
http://www.the-waaag...es/buggy02a.jpg
CHASSIS
Wartrakk
GUNZ
Skorcha
KREW
Boy (driver/gunner)
GUBBINZ
Reinforced Ram

#3 - GuRu (Evil Sunz)
http://www.the-waaag...es/buggy03a.jpg
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
Big Shoota
KREW
Speed Freek (driver)
Speed Freek (gunner)
GUBBINZ
Red Paint (Klan Upgrade)
Armor Plates

#4 - PORK-911 (hakbash, Goff)
http://www.the-waaag...e=post&id=94100
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
Skorcha
KREW
Skarboy (driver) w/ Choppa
TYRES
Spikey Bladez Wheels
BOOSTA
Rokkit Thrusta
GUBBINZ
Fick Armor Plates

#5 - Ironlungfish (Deathskullz)
http://www.the-waaag...es/buggy05b.jpg
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
TL-Rokkit Launcha
KREW
Loota (Driver)
TYRES
Sliderz
ENGINE
Overcharged Engine
GUBBINZ
Armor Plates (klan freebie)

#6 - Kronork (Speed Freeks, Evil Sunz ruleswise)
http://www.warhammer...ntsideangle.jpg
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
TL-Rokkit Launcha
KREW
Speed Freek (driver) w/ Slugga, Eavy Armor
Speed Freek (gunner) w/ Slugga, Armor Plates
Grot
TYRES
Supa-Grippoz
GUBBINZ
Reinforced Ram
Red Paint (klan upgrade)

#7 - Me Not Weedy (Deathskullz)
http://www.the-waaag...es/buggy07b.jpg
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
Mega-Blasta
KREW
Loota (driver)
TYRES
Sliderz
GUBBINZ
Armor Plates (Klan freebie)

#8 - OrkEk
http://www.the-waaag...es/buggy08a.jpg
CHASSIS
Wartrakk
GUNZ
TL-Rokkit Launcha
KREW
Speed Freek (driver) w/ Choppa
Boy (gunner)
Grot w/ Tools
Grot

#9 - Scarpia (Deathskullz)
http://www.garbo.org...gy/IMG_3194.gif
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
TL-Rokkit Launcha
KREW
Loota (Driver) w/ Booze (choppa)
BOOSTA
Charged Thrusta
GUBBINZ
Armor Plates (klan freebie)

#10 - Smartaxe
http://www.the-waaag...es/buggy10a.jpg
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
Skorcha
KREW
Boy (driver)
TYRES
Supa-Grippos
ENGINE
Go-Farsta Engine

#11 - warbosssean (Freebooter)
http://www.the-waaag...-1095141815.jpg
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
Skorcha (? not sure)
KREW
Boy (driver) w/ Slugga
Grot (gunner)
Grot
TYRES
Supa-Grippoz

#12 - WsMercs
http://www.the-waaag...es/buggy12c.jpg
CHASSIS
Wartrakk? :lol
GUNZ
TL-Big Shoota
KREW
Boy (driver/gunner)
TYRES/WHEELS
Supa-Grippoz
ENGINE
Go-Farsta Engine
GUBBINZ
Reinforced Ram
Armor Plates

#13 - ZagGrim Gordakka
http://www.the-waaag...-1095088927.jpg
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
TL-Rokkit Launcha
KREW
Grot (Driver)
Grot (Gunner)
TYRES
Spikey Bitz Wheels
ENGINE
Go-Farsta Engine
GUBBINZ
Armor Plates

#14 - Skrappa (NS, Speed Freeks[Evil Sunz])
http://www.nightserp...s/skrappa-1.jpg
CHASSIS
Buggy
GUNZ
Skorcha
KREW
Speed Freek Grot (driver)
Speed Freek (gunner) w/ Eavy Armor
Grot w/ Grot Tools
TYRES
Spiky Bitz Wheels
GUBBINS
Red Paint (klan upgrade)
Reinforced Ram

Dis is the trakk to be raced on. Each kompetitor's position is marked with their kompetitor number, which is beside their name above.

Post what you intend to do on your first turn. If you do not post, I'll play your buggy the way I would. Remember, 'Push Da Button' takes effect on the turn it is declared.

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*farts dust*

Grand Warlord Skarsnik Kren Zahubu, lord of Klan Infernoz
'Is Supreme Killyness, Da Ork Eternal, Chosen uv da Godz, and Da Skurge uv Angelis
'You fools! You can't kill what's already dead!'
Rather appropriate I'm still a Kommando, no?

#2
Scarpia

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I wanna run da Rekon Buggy full ahead, and nail that thrusta! If I can get a shot off, I want to hammer dat weedy Goth stock car with a rokkit.
meh.

#3
Ironlungfish

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Vrooom! I'm stompin' on the pedal and getting that overcharged engine pumpin as fast as it can! If I can get the shot off, I'm gonna pop Smartaxe's buggy like a big zit!
When come back, bring pie.

#4
GuRu

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Someone tell me if i'm doing something wrong... I want to get the buggy forward as fast as possible and use the boost, also I want it to shoot hakbash's buggy.
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#5
Kronork

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I'll also be going forward as fast as possible, and I'll be taking a shot at Gurus buggy(everyfing dat kan shoot), just like I promised ;) :lol Cheers

Hac in hora,
sine mora,
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem, sternit fortem
mecum omnes plangite!

#6
GuRu

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Oh.. OH, now you're just asking for a krumping! :choppa
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#7
Kronork

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Not if I get ya first :biggrin An' besides, isn't shootin' at Hakbash really asking fer a krumpin'? :lol

Hac in hora,
sine mora,
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem, sternit fortem
mecum omnes plangite!

#8
GuRu

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Damnit, now I'm fighting a fight on two fronts! Grumble grumble, no gud kronork and his tricks!
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#9
Gashbad

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Im gonna pull da lever to maximum fastness and try to ram the first unlucky git i can that's ahead of me! if i cant ram him ill try to get as close as i can and give him a taste of burning squig-oil! (ie FIRE DA SCORCHA!)
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#10
ZagGrim GorDakka

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I want to go forward fast as posible, and take a shot at who ever is da closest to me!
FASTA, FASTA,BBBUURRRNNN!, GO FASTA!

#11
Nightserpent

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I want to hang back and ram and/or torch any stragglers that may have lost control (spun out, stunned, etc).

#12
smartaxe

smartaxe

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I want ta hang back just long enough ta let that weedy lootin git ironlungfish blaze past me, so I can set myself up to ram him for all I'm worth. If I can lay a blanket of burn on him with my skorcha as he passes, that would make me even happier! :thumbs

#13
hakbash

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I'm gonna gun da turbo boosta, and side swipe any git foolish enough to get next to my spiky bladed wheelz, especially any weedy nickin lootas like Scarpia or Weedy. If anyone gets close to my front they get a burst from the scorcha. WAAAGH! da propa buggies of da Goffz
"If yer aint green, black wearin, check luvin, ded ard, smack talkin, PK hackin, choppa swingin, killa kan stompin, slug pistol shootin, skar covered, grot kickin, dread bashin, skumgrod krumpin, close combat machines den yer aint proppa." - Hakbash

WAAAGH! Da...


Warlord Hakbash

#14
OrkEk

OrkEk

    'iz grot won da Big Race!!!

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I'll push da red button :D and shoot at whoever is nearest :dakka
QUOTE (Snowbeat47 Posted: Dec 10 2004 @ 08:15 PM )
Boshear grinned when he saw the new mek. Finally, a mek who wasn't A. already cyborked beyond recognition or B. totally insane.

That's my Gurgrutz 'es talking about in B :D I'm so proud.

#15
de4dmeta1

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'Welkum ter da Furd eva Big Race!! Ah'm Badsnikk, an' me an Rukkit'll be gobbin at yer fer dis race, ain't dat roight Rukkit?'

'Yer, dat's roight.'

'Well, dis tyme Da Big Race iz bein' held in da Trench wot goes ter da Digga's Pyramidz. We'z got sum noice rydes 'ere frum all ova da Ga-lick-see, brought 'ere kurtesy of Smirkin' Squigs, da largest res'traunt chain dis syde uv da Kore. So, yooz all know da gits wot're racin', so let'z get on wiff it!'

*Badsnikk fires the starter slugga into the air*

'Dere off! Da Snot-Brik jus' launched inter da err (sumhow ;) ) an smacked inter da ground (boom :cheers ). Uvver dan dat, all da uvver gitz are speedin' ahead. So, roight arfta da start we'z got da PORK-911 in da lead (29"), followed klos-lee by Da Speedsta(Ironlungfish- 25"), wif Skrappa, ZagGrim's Ryde, an' Me Not Weedy's Kar nek-an nek (15"), followed by GuRu, Kronork, Scarpia, and Smartaxe's buggies, not ter menshun da Deffrolla (13"), who're trailed by OrkEk an' Da Monsta(WBSean) (12"), leavin' Da Dozer (Gashbad, 8") in da dust.

'Da furst shotz're fyred by Scarp's Buggy, 'oose rokkit'z kome dis klose to hittin' da PORK-911. Ironlungfish's driva gets an idear, an follow's syoot, wif da same kinda akkracy. Dese git's kan't hit worf squig- :bleep ! Speekin' uv which, GuRu's krew ain't gettin no ree-sultz from firin' at da PORK; it'z jus' too fast!' Kron's firin' evryfin' wot deys got at GuRu's buggy, an da rokkit 'its 'ome, blowin' da buggy inter skrap! Gashbad's jus' swiped da Skrappa inter an 'ooge rok, so dey won't be gettin enny furtha, an OrkEk's gunz jus' jammed. Dere ain't no-uvver gunz in range.'

'For you gitz wot've missed sum uv da akshun, we'z alreddy got 3 buggies outta da race (Blackbone, GuRu, and NS). Shud be noice ter see wot git is kunnin' enuff ter win dis fing.'

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Da Ancient Deffskull
*farts dust*

Grand Warlord Skarsnik Kren Zahubu, lord of Klan Infernoz
'Is Supreme Killyness, Da Ork Eternal, Chosen uv da Godz, and Da Skurge uv Angelis
'You fools! You can't kill what's already dead!'
Rather appropriate I'm still a Kommando, no?

#16
GuRu

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I'LL GET YOU GADJE... I MEAN KRONORK! :bleep
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#17
ZagGrim GorDakka

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*Shakes a grot fist at hakbash* I would like to speed ahead , and take a shot at hackbash! letz see if yous can out speeds Da rokit hackbash!
FASTA, FASTA,BBBUURRRNNN!, GO FASTA!

#18
hakbash

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:lol Datz roight ya gitz, da PORK-911 is ded ard an propa. :yes [That was a cool round boyz. :thumbs ] Juss ter keep da gitz honest I'm gonna floor me pedals and head towards the finish line. Any other vehicles get close I'll side swipe with my wheel mounted cutters or use the scorcha on the no gud gitz. If I still have juice in my squig injected turbo boosta I'll trigger that again too. WAAAGH! da Goff buggies
"If yer aint green, black wearin, check luvin, ded ard, smack talkin, PK hackin, choppa swingin, killa kan stompin, slug pistol shootin, skar covered, grot kickin, dread bashin, skumgrod krumpin, close combat machines den yer aint proppa." - Hakbash

WAAAGH! Da...


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#19
OrkEk

OrkEk

    'iz grot won da Big Race!!!

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I'll hit the turbo and if in range, sideswipe scarpia (9) >:
QUOTE (Snowbeat47 Posted: Dec 10 2004 @ 08:15 PM )
Boshear grinned when he saw the new mek. Finally, a mek who wasn't A. already cyborked beyond recognition or B. totally insane.

That's my Gurgrutz 'es talking about in B :D I'm so proud.

#20
Kronork

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Full speed ahead!! No shootin, no nuthin'. If someone comes into ramming range, I'll ram em... Guru- Dat wos some propa dakka, roight? ;) Oh just for everyones information, you can't hit HAkbash without a Bigshoota, so don't waste rokkits on him, he'll be over 24" away after his next move. Hah, weedy goff, leggin' it.. :biggrin Cheers

Hac in hora,
sine mora,
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem, sternit fortem
mecum omnes plangite!