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Most Entertaining/Embarissing Orc Deaths
Posted 21 February 2007 - 04:14 PM
Posted 17 September 2007 - 10:12 PM
Posted 03 January 2008 - 09:55 PM
-In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than four percent of poor people are able to do this.
Posted 16 April 2008 - 09:43 AM
(Grot Mek Sissla 'The Star gobbo' on the final battle of Baston 3)
Posted 17 April 2008 - 03:44 PM
Posted 23 April 2008 - 02:18 PM
Posted 24 April 2008 - 12:08 AM
Posted 19 May 2008 - 03:27 PM
"if none of the above applies, or if the nearest friendly model is an Orc Hero, the warrior behaves as if a 2-5 had been rolled"
So keep your heroes between all of your henchmen
Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:58 PM
Posted 03 August 2009 - 03:01 PM
Posted 06 August 2009 - 01:34 PM
best I had wasnt orcs, but with my skaven. First game in a campaign, first turn. My asassin jumps from one building to another, falls. Out of action. Gets a head wound and becomes stupid for the rest of the campaign. Two games later, gets another head wound -1 leadership. Few games later, another. Ended up dumber than my rat ogre.
I was waiting for the "I'm falling and I can't get up (squeek!)" post
Posted 12 August 2009 - 09:59 PM
Posted 21 January 2011 - 06:21 PM
paste this into your signature. GENERATION 5 The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
Why a Big Boss is better than Chuck Norris!:
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Big Boss sells his urine also, as weapons grade plutonium.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane by pointing with his finger and saying "Bang". Big Boss knocked the MIR space station out of orbit by glaring at it
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Big Boss' first visit to Tokyo.