So GW won't start a Waagh they say? Not enough reinforcements they say? Well Skumdreg is always looking for a fight and is more than happy to send aid!
Story: GW is not playing Orks at Adepticon because - and I quote - "It's genuinely is because the studio Ork army is not 4,000 points! No conspiracy theory here - that's the truth! We do love Orks too... trust us!" (this was a response to a fellow Ork player asking why we were excluded from voting which army Game Workshop would bring to Adepticon. Well then... I don't know about this brothers... but I feel a disturbance in the Warp... I see a green light far away on the other side of the galaxy... I hear the sounds of a WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Plan: It's obvious GW would never, under any circumstances, lie to their customers so.... I think it's time we send them reinforcements! Although we're unlikely going to gather enough of a Green Tide for Adepticon we must prepare GW for any future events! Therefore, I suggest we send a Waaagh to GW!
Sending a Waaagh to GW will consist of every Ork player we can find sending at least 1 Ork Boy model to this address:
Games Workshop Ltd.
2nd Class (from UK or cheapest postage from where ever you are) on the 28th of March 2018. On the package or letter you must scrawl (as noticeable and as Large as you can) WAAAAAAGH AID ENCLOSED!
Inside you may write what ever letter you like but I would suggest something related to them not having 4k points worth of Orks. I personally will be saying something like: Your team at Adepticon said that they couldn't bring Orks because the Studio didn't have 4k points of them, so I thought you might need some help. Here is something to get you started.
Please be aware! I very much doubt GW will take notice (this is more for our own enjoyment and sanity) so don't send you good models because you're unlikely to ever get them back! I would suggest sending 1 unpainted or painted Ork Boy.
What we Hope to accomplish:
Not much... we're Ork players so we're just as "imaginative" as the Orks are! It's really a bit of fun. However, if anything we hope to get some response out of GW or at least demonstrate how much we all feel a little underrepresented by GW (despite being one of the original founding factions). In addition, perhaps it might even prove how dedicated the Ork player base still is to seeing the representation of Orks!
So spread the word to every Ork player you know! Even copy and paste this if you need too and post it on other forums! LET'S SEND THE WAAAAAAGH!
(please note before this goes live and we do Copy and Past it can we just have a day or so with suggestions and edits below and then I'll say when we can really go live)