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Gorok Gorz
post Nov 26 2009, 04:06 AM
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Simple one - Whats your Fav dawn of war quote? There are plenty of them and Im sure we've all chanted "Orks,orks,orks,orks" or done the grots voice "whats you doin" during the game.

So whats yours?


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Kaptin Shmarghoo...
post Nov 26 2009, 04:22 AM
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Well, the best one for me is the Painboy'z "You boyz is too elfy. I'm leavin'". Still the Big Mek has the most orky voice and al of his quotes are great, and the one I like most is "I seen 'em invented some kind of machine, that makes walkin' FAAAASTEEEER" CoolOrkDark.gif

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post Nov 26 2009, 07:48 AM
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I've always liked the simpler ones: smilingOrk.gif
"SHOOT! STOMP! SHOOT! STOMP!"


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post Dec 11 2009, 11:52 AM
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For DOW1 I love the Flash Gitz: "I knew today wuz gonna be speshul!"

For DOW2, the looted tank wins: "Hey dere's snax unda da seat!"


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hakbash
post Dec 11 2009, 02:31 PM
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"Gretchin is ready" and "Wheres da fightin"

I love the grot voices, makes me laugh every time they get shot up.


WAAAGH! da DOW qoutes


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post Dec 17 2009, 11:15 PM
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Personally, I hate the Dawn of War 1 voice acting.. particularly with the most recent addition, Soulstorm. Nothing shows just how bad the acting, and scripting, became more than the Beakie's Commander Boreale during his "motivational speech" when their fortress gets attacked.

Allow me to show you exactly what i mean... Complete with accent. These two also happen to be my favourite non-Ork quotes, shows just how bad some voice acting can be.

QUOTE (Beakie Commander Boreale)
Spess mehreens! Todeh the enemeh is at our doar! We know our duteh and we will do eht. We fight for our honour, as bluhd rahvens, as spess mehreens, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

And if we die this deh we die in gloary. We die hearoes' deffs - But we shall nort die - No, it is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!

As you know, moast of our battle brothers are stehtioned in spess, pruhpeared to deep strike! Our perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even theht our enemehs should be so bald and foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing foar multiple, simultehneous, and devehstehting defensive deep strikes.

The codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovahwhelm them - We will leave none alive! Meanwhile our ground foarces will ensure full defense of our headkwarters.

We are the spess mehreens! We are the Empra's fureh!


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Best part though would have to be when he's krumped at the end. biggrin2.gif

QUOTE (Beakie Commander Boreale)
Spess mehreens! We have fehled the Empra!


If you'd like to see the scene for yourself... Click here to see for yourself.

Need i say more? winkingOrk.gif


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post Dec 22 2009, 06:43 AM
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QUOTE (NCODB @ Dec 17 2009, 11:45 PM) *
If you'd like to see the scene for yourself... Click here to see for yourself.

Need i say more? winkingOrk.gif

Just another renditionof the same scene

IMHO hillarious!


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Keltheos
post Dec 23 2009, 12:07 PM
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"uh, boss, we iz gettin' shot up!"
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post Dec 26 2009, 09:07 PM
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"heeere ta fix yur gubbinz"

"dakka dakka dakka!"

"guns might be that way, lets go the other way"


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post Jan 7 2010, 09:39 PM
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My favourite is still from the DoW1 campaign pphhtork.gif.

The Ork warboss was basically being bribed (with weapons) by Chaos to go fight the beakies. When one of the Warboss' Nobs asks why they're talking with the Chaos boys instead of fighting with them, the Warboss goes:

"Dem smelly Chaos boyz is weak! Not nearly enuff of a challenge for da boyz. If dey were strong like Orks, dey wouldn't need us ta fight for 'em!"


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its called a GUBBIN !!

meks boyz put them on things cuz they look cool
now if it did something then it would be a worky bit
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post Feb 10 2010, 07:50 AM
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"Dat flyer boy is dead... find me a nudder flyer boy SO I CAN KILL HIM INSTEAD!" DoW1 WA Campaign


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Kal
post Feb 11 2010, 09:50 PM
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Both of them involve Panzees biggrin2.gif

DoW1: "Puny Elda! You can send half the boyz home."
DoW2: "I got Elda blood on me! Oi'z all shiny!"
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post Feb 16 2010, 07:08 AM
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"Wun shoota an' two grots in a kan!"

"Oi, dere's a BIGGA' Nob now? Gaaaah!"

And of course, "Who needs a 'and when you kin 'ave a KLAW?!"
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post Feb 16 2010, 12:22 PM
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In general anything the Big Mek says, but my personal favorite is "I need to invent some kind of machine that makes walking...faster."


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post Apr 4 2010, 08:25 PM
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I love the gretchin voice acting in DoW II. It always makes me smile when I hear, in a high, squeaky voice, ''Ah.. ! Da boss wants ta be more angree!''
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post Apr 8 2010, 09:51 AM
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DoW 1 Big Mek - "Wherez da trukk... WHYZ I WALKIN'?!"

I know its not orks but Grey Knights crack me up - "This is the judgement of the righteous... SKUMM!!!11!"



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post Apr 8 2010, 12:23 PM
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One of my favorites is "where's me squig ointment?!"
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post Apr 8 2010, 12:23 PM
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One of my favorites is "where's me squig ointment?!"

And i know this isn't an ork one but i love it in dow1 when the khorne berzerkers say "this driver is dead, we need a new one!"
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post Apr 18 2010, 01:54 AM
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"WOT?!?!?!" would have to be my favorite. Although a close second is "FASTA FASTA!" followed by that awesome engine sound.


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post Jun 15 2010, 09:09 AM
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i rekkon the best quote has to be from DOW1, from the tankbustas:

'hur hur hur, don't hold on ta dat end uf it!'

cracks me up that one dus laughingOrk.gif


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