 Fishhead Slackjaw Mcgee's Write a song Comp!, For all you ork Rokkers out dere! |
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  Mar 3 2007, 04:58 AM
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 'Ead Graft Group: Boyz Posts: 723 Joined: 13-January 07 From: The undying lands (AKA, Australia) Member No.: 3,789  |
Right, heres the thing. You are to write an orky song, either an original or a spoof of something. You only need to wright the lyrics, but should you choose to sing, play and record it, you will be awarded extra points
Rules It must have an orky theme You must post the lyrics; Music will be worth extra points, but the emphasis is on the lyrics Keep it fairly clean, but doesnt have to be suitable for kindergarteners. (Aka, mild swearing only) It doesnt have to be Ork talk, although it is encouraged. You could have someone singing ABOUT orks, for example you may not do the same song as someone else, so you must post your suggestion so i can put you on da list, lest to people go for the same thing, in which there will have to be a fight to the death. Any sexual conotations will have you marked down, due to there unorkiness it will be judged on: Creativity how clever the lyrics are any aditional effort (eg, recording the song, doing a music video) HUMOUR BROWNIE POINTS!!! Sugestion: Songs from da Woo Tang Klan (See mek's Garage) for extra humour pounts, add the band name and name of song/ album (eg, Da Beakies, Seargent Peppas Lonely 'eart klub band, or something less crappy) Competition starts on saturday (eastern standard time, daylight saving time, aka, aussie time) and comp will be judged, then end on good friday, giving you plenty of time and me a solid date to remember! And the prize will be 30000000 leman russes!!! no, just joking. Probaly just bragging rights, and possibly your song featuring in some of the fluff I make. Your name and song name and (optional) band will be posted here: Magnus Gar Kan: Its good to be da painboss (suicide is painless) Quase: Steppenorks (Stepping out) -------------------- For da Greena Good!
My Gitz W:6 D:2 L:2 Current project: Painting Loota's and burna's and trukkboyz (oh my!). Additionally starting Lizardman warhost. Anyone with ideas can PM me Being a Whiner is easy if your deffinition of inadequate is flexible enough |
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Mar 3 2007, 10:39 AM
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 telescoping arm  Group: Goffz Posts: 497 Joined: 16-July 05 From: Abergavenny, Wales Member No.: 1,550 |
I'm not saying I'm definatly in, but if my creative juices get flowing I may put something together and possibly a couple of riffs.
Watch this space. -------------------- QUOTE (Scarpia @ Aug 1 2006, 02:32 PM)  Now if only the big shoota was rending...... :lol QUOTE (Sproston Green @ Dec 29 2008, 03:42 PM) Everybody knows real tank destroyers are open topped, (da betta ta watch da explosions and all). |
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Mar 3 2007, 12:32 PM
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 telescoping arm Group: Boyz Posts: 505 Joined: 24-September 06 From: Boston Member No.: 3,172 |
Ooooh!
I might do this. lol does it have to be in orky talk? cuz im no good at orky talk  can it be a music video?? similar to this one i made, for my math class? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9CR64L7D1w lol it sucked 
-------------------- Da Gorhides
We iz turnin red! |
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Mar 3 2007, 01:33 PM
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 Skarboy  Group: Deathskullz Posts: 1,421 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Norway Member No.: 1,796 |
I Might enter if this where a music forum.
Even then i would like rules, start/finish date, Prize, informasion, ideas and suggestions. If you do all those, then i will consider entering a prolonged ork drum solo. Untill then, i suggest you look at older contests, like my Klan representative one, or scarps mek one. 
-------------------- What has happened?!
"And the ships hung in the sky, in the same way that bricks don't." ~ Douglas Adams GENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment |
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Mar 3 2007, 07:22 PM
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'Ead Graft Group: Boyz Posts: 723 Joined: 13-January 07 From: The undying lands (AKA, Australia) Member No.: 3,789 |
Editing the first post right away.
-------------------- For da Greena Good!
My Gitz W:6 D:2 L:2 Current project: Painting Loota's and burna's and trukkboyz (oh my!). Additionally starting Lizardman warhost. Anyone with ideas can PM me Being a Whiner is easy if your deffinition of inadequate is flexible enough |
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 Mar 5 2007, 03:26 PM
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 'Ard Boy Group: Boyz Posts: 870 Joined: 7-November 06 From: Toledo, Ohio Member No.: 3,417 |
Heh I'll give it a whirl:
To Suicide is painless (Theme from MASH) Thru all da blood and gore I see Scampering grot orderlies Paitents waiting there for me I start to work and grin with glee... Its good to be da painboss wit tools like drills and chainsaws and a bionik limb, or two, or three... We orks is made of da toughest stuff but sometimes thats just not enough Dats when I patch up dem gits grap a spare limb and see what fits... Its good to be da painboss wit tools like drills and chainsaws and a bionik limb, or two, or three... A boy came in that looked to be dead A choppa had taken off most of his head some thought dat he wouldn't pull through I just stuck in a squig, look good as new! Its good to be da painboss wit tools like drills and chainsaws and a bionik limb, or two, or three... Took a fall and scraped your knee? Good thing you came straight to me I know just what you need A bionik shoota arm with ammo feed Its good to be da painboss wit tools like drills and chaisaws and a bionik limb, or two, or three... In Gork and Mork I put my belief And thankfully I still have all my teef I listen for that telltale roar as we start on another WAAAGH! Its good to be da painboss wit tools like drills and chainsaws and a bionik limb, or two, or three... And you can get the same ting if you please... -------------------- Offishol Fishhead Slackjaw Mcgee certified ork Rokka!
GENERATION 2: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment "Waaagh! Waaagh! The Greenskins, Oldest Greatest Death Machine..." |
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Mar 5 2007, 06:33 PM
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 squig attack arm Group: Boyz Posts: 464 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Alberta, Canada Member No.: 2,212 |
Should I just go fish my take on Night Before X-Mas outta the Mek's Garage?
-------------------- 2009 Record:
Beakies - 2-0 Chaos - 0-1 Violence is it's own reward. |
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Mar 6 2007, 02:04 AM
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'Ead Graft Group: Boyz Posts: 723 Joined: 13-January 07 From: The undying lands (AKA, Australia) Member No.: 3,789 |
might as well. No restrictions on how old or new a peice has to be.
Keep it commin people! -------------------- For da Greena Good!
My Gitz W:6 D:2 L:2 Current project: Painting Loota's and burna's and trukkboyz (oh my!). Additionally starting Lizardman warhost. Anyone with ideas can PM me Being a Whiner is easy if your deffinition of inadequate is flexible enough |
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Mar 6 2007, 03:20 AM
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 Big Mek  Group: Nobz Posts: 4,200 Joined: 7-July 03 From: Brussels, Belgium Member No.: 35 |
Steppenorks
Git ya motor runnin' Head out on da rockcrete Lookin' fer sum Beakiez An' wotevva comes our way My Choppaz' gonna make it happen Fight da Umies wiv cold hard steel Fire all of yer guns at once And... explode into spa-ace I like smoke and dakka Heavy metal sluggaz Racin' wiv da bo-oyz An' da feelin' that I'm gree-een My Choppaz' gonna make it happen Fight dem Bugz wiv cold hard steel Fire all of yer guns at once And... explode into spa-ace Like a true mushrooms' spawn We were spored, spored to be Waaagh! We can Waaagh! so loud I never wanna die Spored to be Waaagh! Spored to be Waaagh! Spored to be Waaagh! Spored to be Waaagh! -------------------- Roight, any questions?
Yes? Too bad! It be time to WAAAGH! Quase -  |
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Mar 31 2007, 10:07 AM
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 Vampire Squig Group: Boyz Posts: 110 Joined: 14-March 07 From: England Member No.: 4,051 |
Konfidunse is a preferunse for da habitual voyuur of wot is known as... (ORKLIFE!)
An mornin soop can be avoidid if you take a root strait froo wot is known as... (ORKLIFE!) Zagz got brewaz droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty squigeons - they lav a bit of im. (ORKLIFE!) Whos that gut lord marching? you should cut down on your Squig rinds, mate, get some exercise! (ORKLIFE!) All the Gobbos So many Gobbos And they all go spear in hand Spear in hand through their Orklife Know wot I mean? I get up when I want, 'cept on Morksdays, when I get rudely wakened by the Shaman. (ORKLIFE!) I put my rags on, av a Mug brwe, and I Fink about leaving the hut. (ORKLIFE!) I feed the Squigeons, I sometimes feed the squigoths too. It gives me a sense of enormous Ork-being. (ORKLIFE!) An den Im happy for the rest of the day, Safe in the know-whats there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it. All the Gobbos So many Gobbos And they all go spear in hand Spear in hand through their Orklife Orklife - Orklife! Orklife - Orklife! Its got nothing to do with your Fowa sprung... er... fingamijig, you Know. Orklife - Orklife! And its not about you Hoppers who go up and down an up an down... Orklife - Orklife! All the Gobbos So many Gobbos And they all go spear in hand Spear in hand through their Orklife -------------------- Always Bigger, always shootier, always more of it.
- The art of WAAAGH! |
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Apr 7 2007, 11:25 PM
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'Ead Graft Group: Boyz Posts: 723 Joined: 13-January 07 From: The undying lands (AKA, Australia) Member No.: 3,789 |
It is judgeing time! Now, we have no prize, so i hope you wernet holding out for anything. I would have prefered more entrants, but there you go. Here are the scores:
Magnus Gar Kan: Da M.O.S.H Themesong Creativity: 9/10. the song works well, i have sung it to my family cleverness: 10/10. Its funny because the show is about docters in a war situation. HUMOUR BROWNIE POINTS:3 all over:22 pts! Quase:Steppenorks Creativity: 7/10. SOme of the lyrics dont quite make it for my, but the general feel is orky Cleverness:7/10 total:14 pts Da kurnel: I dont know what song it is based on and as such have not named it Creativity:7?10 cleverness;7/10 Da winna is...................................... MAGNUS GAR KAN!!! you can now call y'rself a offishol Fishhead Slackjaw Mcgee certified ork rokka! And thanks to the rest of you for enttering -------------------- For da Greena Good!
My Gitz W:6 D:2 L:2 Current project: Painting Loota's and burna's and trukkboyz (oh my!). Additionally starting Lizardman warhost. Anyone with ideas can PM me Being a Whiner is easy if your deffinition of inadequate is flexible enough |
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Apr 8 2007, 06:32 AM
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'Ard Boy Group: Boyz Posts: 870 Joined: 7-November 06 From: Toledo, Ohio Member No.: 3,417 |
Iz da winna!
Heh, first time I've ever won a comp for anything. Strange thing is that I though up the lyrics in my sleep. Thanks! And it looks like I did get a prize, sorta. I finally have something I can put in my sig! -------------------- Offishol Fishhead Slackjaw Mcgee certified ork Rokka!
GENERATION 2: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment "Waaagh! Waaagh! The Greenskins, Oldest Greatest Death Machine..." |
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Apr 8 2007, 05:05 PM
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 Tankbusta Boy Group: Boyz Posts: 410 Joined: 14-March 07 From: Stockholm - Haninge Member No.: 4,052 |
It wuzz Gork who Rokkad yooz in yer sleep, ya git! Gud job on da win, now. Lets get annuver 'un uve 'em Rokk Kontests. I wunna join up da konzert too!
-------------------- GENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
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Apr 8 2007, 05:58 PM
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'Ead Graft Group: Boyz Posts: 723 Joined: 13-January 07 From: The undying lands (AKA, Australia) Member No.: 3,789 |
How about youd host it? Ive got some stuff i would like to enter
-------------------- For da Greena Good!
My Gitz W:6 D:2 L:2 Current project: Painting Loota's and burna's and trukkboyz (oh my!). Additionally starting Lizardman warhost. Anyone with ideas can PM me Being a Whiner is easy if your deffinition of inadequate is flexible enough |
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Apr 9 2007, 06:26 AM
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Vampire Squig Group: Boyz Posts: 110 Joined: 14-March 07 From: England Member No.: 4,051 |
congrats dude, it was a great song.
(BTW: my song was based on Blur's 'Park Life') -------------------- Always Bigger, always shootier, always more of it.
- The art of WAAAGH! |
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